100 THINGS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT ME . . . . . .
1. I was a smoker who hated the smell of cigarettes.
2. I don't get most white people's humour, most.
3. I love animals but don't trust them.
4. I can watch Sopranoes, Entourage, Big Love, and Weeds Seasons all in one night. My husband thinks I need rehab.
5. I do believe a kid needs a back hand once in awhile.
6. Cocky men are a turn off. I don't care how cute they are.
7. I like Kelly Clarkson's music.
8. I love the Flavor of Love Charm School for Girls. I am totally hooked!
9. I love to communicate by email much more than phone.
10. Women over 30 that do not have kids or not married have a chemical imbalance. Something goes on there that I am not sure about.
11. I can read people really well but love to play stupid..... Hmmmm!
12. I am an extremist (working on that).
13. I feel every woman has an insanity gene. I know I do.
14. I feel that women cannot drive. I know I am a sell out but they can't.
15. I don't get along with most women.
16. High maintenance men and women get on my nerves!
17. I love culture. My soul dies with out it..
18. I hate dog hair in the house, actually any kind of hair.
19. I judge a person by the state of their bathroom. Pubes on the toilet seat... yuck... that will be the last time you will hear from me.
20. I loved Vanilla Ice... Ice Ice baby!
3 comments:
God I miss smoking and still love the smell. Gotta agree with the pubes on the toilet, but must totally disagree about women drivers. We drive so much better than men because we don't have to be macho and we are not so full of road rage. (Well okay sometimes). I hope this white woman's humor does not leave you too bored!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Are you crazy women have too much on their mind when they are on the road!
That's true too. I once rammed into someone right in front of my house because I was thinking about my crazy landlady. I had stopped for the stop light, but then I started going when noone else did!
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